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Ahmad & Nimra

Two people who cannot, for the life of them, stop talking — usually around the time everyone else is asleep.

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the two people this site is about

Not just texts. Us.

Every stat, roast, and midnight confession on this page belongs to two actual people — so here we are, off-screen for once.

Ahmad and Nimra
Ahmad and Nimra
Somewhere between the roast wall and the soft parts — this is what it actually looks like.
the numbers

117 days of not shutting up.

Pulled straight from our own chat log. No estimating, no rounding up — this is just what happens when two people never run out of things to say to each other.

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days, and counting
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messages sent
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average per day
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novel-length pages, if printed
Ahmad — 7,727 texts Nimra — 7,066 texts
how we got here

The story, mostly told after midnight.

11 May 2026 — 12:53 AM

The first message on record

Fittingly, it wasn't a love letter. It was a group project — Figma screens, a stubborn AI tool, and Nimra telling Ahmad to focus. Somewhere between debugging dashboards for owners, branch managers, and staff, we became each other's 1 AM habit. Also, technically, the start of this entire archive — fresh off a brand new 17 Pro Max, screen protector barely on.

"Mujhe sth sath batao kitna horaha."
3 June 2026

The birthday letter

Nimra doesn't like writing long messages. She wrote one anyway, and swore an entire class of exes and imaginary rivals it would beat every birthday wish that ever landed in Ahmad's inbox.

"I know my ways are a bit red-flag, but think of it as my love language."
July & August 2026

The loudest summer

9,547 messages across two months. More than half our entire chat history, sent while everyone else was asleep. Somewhere in there we perfected the art of fighting at midnight and making up by 1 AM.

right now

Still going

You're reading this because one of us refused to let the chat just sit in an export file. So here it is — the whole chaotic, roast-filled, oddly devoted thing — turned into something that stays.

between the arguments

The soft parts we'd never say out loud.

We are, on record, much better at roasting each other than being sincere. These are the moments the sincerity won anyway.

AHMADI love your attitude — even when it's aimed at me.
NIMRACringe harkatein kar leti hoon, lekin I love you nahi bolti. Meri marzi.
AHMADBol do I love you. Bas ek baar.
NIMRABilawajah to log pyar nahi karte — mujh se taras khaya ho shayad?
AHMADAccept karo apne aap ko, Nimra — tum jaisi ho, waisi pyari ho.
NIMRAMai pagal hogayi hoon Ahmad, sach mein.
AHMADWaisy I love these kind of jealous ladies.
from the birthday letter — 3 June 2026

"Tumne hamesha mujhe bure waqton mein sambhala hai. Tumhare aane se pehle bhi sab theek hi chal raha tha, but you made me realize main khush bhi ho sakti hoon. Ab mujhe tumhari itni aadat ho gayi hai... I just want you to know that I love you, and always will."

— Nimra
the other 80% of the chat

The Roast Wall.

Because "I love you" doesn't hit the same without three insults on either side of it. Drag your cursor over one to make it pause.

NIMRAYaar tumne PDF khola bhi hai, ya gadhon ki tarah bas mainay bheja isliye scroll kar diya?
AHMADTum kis waled-e-mohtaram ke saath lagi ho — idhar baitho, kaam karo.
NIMRAMain tumhara gala daba dungi ab.
AHMADAI hai na, samjha karo.
NIMRAAisy hawa mein mat batao, thori screens likh kar batao — mujhe yaad rahe.
AHMADBol mere pyare, kuch pucho.
NIMRATumhe pagal kar dungi, dekh lena.
AHMADLikh ke bata, likh ke — hawa mein baatein na kar.
NIMRAYaar tumne PDF khola bhi hai, ya gadhon ki tarah bas mainay bheja isliye scroll kar diya?
AHMADTum kis waled-e-mohtaram ke saath lagi ho — idhar baitho, kaam karo.
NIMRAMain tumhara gala daba dungi ab.
AHMADAI hai na, samjha karo.
NIMRAAisy hawa mein mat batao, thori screens likh kar batao — mujhe yaad rahe.
AHMADBol mere pyare, kuch pucho.
NIMRATumhe pagal kar dungi, dekh lena.
AHMADLikh ke bata, likh ke — hawa mein baatein na kar.
NIMRADopeher ko jab main chilla rahi thi, tab tum kidhar the? Ab aadhi raat ko sab yaad aata hai.
AHMADKal bana lenge, kya masla hai.
NIMRATumhe to apni neend azeez hai, dusron ke projects karne hain, mujhe hamesha end time pe ragra dena hai.
AHMADTum pagal ho waisay.
NIMRABan jaogay, tumhe pagal kar dungi.
AHMADLekin tumne "I love you" ke saath dil wala emoji nahi lagaya 💔
NIMRAMujhe bhi normal hi lagta hai, jab tak log mujhe pagal na kahein.
NIMRADopeher ko jab main chilla rahi thi, tab tum kidhar the? Ab aadhi raat ko sab yaad aata hai.
AHMADKal bana lenge, kya masla hai.
NIMRATumhe to apni neend azeez hai, dusron ke projects karne hain, mujhe hamesha end time pe ragra dena hai.
AHMADTum pagal ho waisay.
NIMRABan jaogay, tumhe pagal kar dungi.
AHMADLekin tumne "I love you" ke saath dil wala emoji nahi lagaya 💔
NIMRAMujhe bhi normal hi lagta hai, jab tak log mujhe pagal na kahein.
fluent in this, apparently

Our language, by the numbers.

Tap one. See how often we actually said it.

🤣372×
🌚211×
😭111×
😂103×
🥲77×
💔62×
🫶18×
🌝18×
still counting

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